Just Go With It: Archive

May 1st

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May 1st

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Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO  I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE 
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

Apr 29th

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Belay On: I’ve got a friend who’s been climbing... →

what-a-climber: I’ve got a friend who’s been climbing for 5 years, and he climbs V10. I have another friend that’s been climbing for 7 years, and he climbs 5/10c. Do you trad 5.12? Good for you. Onsight V10 last weekend? Great. Finish your first 5.11 in 10 years? Fantastic. Make the US World team? Good… Fuck yeah.

Apr 29th

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“I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are...”

– (via vinylandvodka)

Apr 29th

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The British And Their Tea

historical-nonfiction: Since 1945, all British tanks have come equipped with everything you need to make a proper cup of tea.

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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jon-snow: walk into the club like what up JON SNOW IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

Apr 28th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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daenerystargaryens asked: at first i was like WHO IS THIS

Apr 25th

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Apr 24th

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BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger. 
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts. 
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it. 
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn

Apr 24th

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sokkalogical: the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam

Apr 24th

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funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the freakin hay u are the future

Apr 24th

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