Just Go With It

link-is-not-zelda: i fucking love this film

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:46:53 -0400

i fucking love this film

born-to-belt: I had to share because it is so brilliant. Don’t...

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:46:42 -0400

I had to share because it is so brilliant. Don’t they sound amazing?

It’s Possible

Cinderella: Original 2013 Broadway Cast Recording

queenofferrets: juzanotherblog: new bra from victoria secret!...

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:45:43 -0400

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :)

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.”

et-in-arkadia: anactualbear: xjohndeeregirlx: Went Goat...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:34:43 -0400

et-in-arkadia:

anactualbear:

xjohndeeregirlx:

Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

oh my god oh my god

things to do:

goat shopping

I want a goat :/

mymindpalaceisatardis: viacherbourgandqueenstown: It’s that...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:30:28 -0400

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:42:42 -0400

me: time for bed

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:39:01 -0400

me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

Belay On: I’ve got a friend who’s been climbing for 5 years, and he climbs...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:37:10 -0400

Belay On: I’ve got a friend who’s been climbing for 5 years, and he climbs...:

what-a-climber:

I’ve got a friend who’s been climbing for 5 years, and he climbs V10.

I have another friend that’s been climbing for 7 years, and he climbs 5/10c.

Do you trad 5.12? Good for you.

Onsight V10 last weekend? Great.

Finish your first 5.11 in 10 years? Fantastic.

Make the US World team? Good…

Fuck yeah.

"I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:33:17 -0400

“I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much.”

- (via vinylandvodka)

brunettejubblies: thebadkidblog: So let me tell you about the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:55:31 -0400

brunettejubblies:

thebadkidblog:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.

The British And Their Tea

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:33:30 -0400

historical-nonfiction:

Since 1945, all British tanks have come equipped with everything you need to make a proper cup of tea.

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:21:39 -0400

jon-snow: walk into the club like what up JON SNOW IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:28:31 -0400

jon-snow:

walk into the club like what up JON SNOW IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

amargedom: ...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:33:08 -0400

amargedom:

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:42:59 -0400

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 08:41:41 -0400

at first i was like WHO IS THIS

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:06:12 -0400

Worst. Nightmare.

pas-de-chat: Margaery isn’t “better” than Sansa. Margaery had...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:19:37 -0400

pas-de-chat:

Margaery isn’t “better” than Sansa.

Margaery had the backing and support from a family and network of players who were adept at social maneuvering.

Even when Ned was alive, he was the absolute worst at PR and courtly behaviors. Sansa always had to handle Kings Landing alone.

And the fact that she’s still alive makes her a fucking BOSS.

BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:18:10 -0400

Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn

sokkalogical: the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:11:43 -0400

sokkalogical:

the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam